One of the things that I find to be the most confusing is that the kid is ALWAYS sticky. Actually, it's not even just his body that's sticky, it's his chair, the floor around his chair, the walls within 10 feet of his chair, most of his toys, and all of his shoes. I'm especially confused about the shoes...
Today while C was in swim class I was watching her through the glass and H was all over the place as usual. I started taking note of what he was doing with his body and this is what happened:
1. touch the glass
2. touch the floor
3. step on mom's foot
4. grab a random bottle of water and ask if he could drink it
5. touch the glass
6. touch about 7 chairs while trying to pick the perfect chair.
7. sit for 3 seconds
8. lick the glass
9. smirk at mom
10. lick the glass again
11. manhandle A
12. lay on the floor
13. smear something blue on the glass
14. materialize with a handful of squashed skittles
15. lick his hand
16. touch his hair
Having a little boy in the house may mean that more cleaning/bathing is required, but there are a lot of things I'll never need again, like a swiffer, or endust, or flypaper....
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